AF Troll Comments: Lukaku to Mourinho: "Let me not be a defender please..."

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Article 1: Spain 6-0 Croatia: Super Asensio shines in Spain rout with one stunner and THREE assists

@Stverens: Has anyone seen Modric?

@Ludicrou: Croatia without Lovren: Lost 6-0 to Spain.

@vukcmoy: What just happened? Has Croatia been deceiving us?

@HOF-DEVIL: maybe now the Croatian coach will want cr7 in his team.

Article 2: Brazil 5-0 Salvador: Richarlison nets brace in his first start as Neymar & Coutinho scores

@L10NELMESSI: Same old story.

@DoggyDog-oDawg: Guys I didn’t get to watch the game but did Richarlison do the chicken dance he said he would do if he scored?

Article 3: Colombia 0-0 Argentina: Icardi fail to score for La Albiceleste in Messi's absence

@kmkhRAHAT: END OF THE DAY, DYBALA IS STILL VARGIN.

Article 4: Iceland 0-3 Belgium: Lukaku brace & Hazard pen seal first Nations League win with ease

@Madrid-Ronaldo7: 

Lukaku in belgium like big Ronaldo 

Lukaku in Manchester united like Giroud. 

@Barcelona-Arsenal: yet again shows Man U are using a player wrong.

@DawadiJeevan: Lukaku to Mourinho;"Let me not be a defender pease".

Article 5: England 1-0 Switzerland: Rashford scores for a second successive match and seals the win

@dnshaheer: United players everywhere..... Still we can't find United anywhere.... The name says United and actually there is no unity in the team.... As an individual they are stars... Together they are mess....

@Barca_West: Somebody looks after Jose today before he takes another turn, Rashford scores again.

Today's question is: If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first?

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