AF Troll Comments: 70% of the world covered by water, and the rest are Man Utd's targets

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Article 1: OFFICIAL: Man Utd complete the signing of Porto defender Diogo Dalot for £19m

@Madristas-11: 70 % of the world covered by water. And the rest mu transfer target.

@Wocbilnruy: When will he and fred play piano?

Article 2: Belgium 3-0 Egypt: Lukaku & Hazard fire Red devils to victory over Salah-less Pharaohs

@izzues: 

Summary:

England should be worried.

Egypt need Salah.

Fellaini is an Arsenal legend.

Article 3: Pique and Shakira's house robbed in Barcelona

@BirhaneGebreselase: They are probably Real Madrid fans or they don't love soccer.

@JohnMc2018: Salah, you've robbed the wrong Spanish centre back.

@khiladisuman: Must be espanyol fans...

Article 4: Dele Alli insists England can win the World Cup in Russia

@witalmps: Yeah u can win with ur captain Kane claiming all the goals.

@okotokro99: Which world cup is Alli talking about.....this year or next 4 years..... 

@siddybayern: Drug test needed.

Article 5: Chelsea ready to cut losses on £30m Drinkwater - and replace him with Jean Michael Seri

@Yeablors: Let's continue drinking water and shelf the sales later..

Article 6: Pochettino still in the race for Real Madrid hotseat as Klopp enters the frame (Marca)

@TheAbuNadirah: Karius shall retire and become real madrid manager. 

Article 7: Bayern 'name price for Lewandowski' with Real, Chelsea & Man United interested (Bild)

@BAPPSPAULO: How lewandowski might be feeling now...

The question I asked you yesterday was: What are you interested in that most people haven't heard of?

@Mightyreyes8: I'm interested in the solutions to ending poverty, cruelty, war, greed, anger and hatred. So we all can see the human race and accept ones true nature rather than the colour of a man's skin, which is of no significance and his nationality. "I want us to think as one and not blindly separated into another."

@CityMan: My friends and I play a game we call fut hoops. We play keepy ups with a basket ball hoop and try to score in that. We play on grass so you can slide and stuff it’s real fun!

Today's question: What are some small things that make your day better?

Have a nice day!