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Daily Funny Moments: Here we go, Taylor Swift joins England!

Afy 2024-08-01 16:00:06 评论

Hey guys! Welcome to our newly upgraded segment—Daily Funny Moments! Taking into afers' suggestions, we've combined memes and daily comments to bring more joy to fans and make this segment more enjoyable. We hope everyone has a wonderful day!

Memes of the Day

Here we go, Taylor Swift joins England.

Tottenham has won 1 trophy.

Slot can do nothing.

Authentic old London flavor, have one?

Mbappe and Vinicius are on a counter attack.

Ter Stegen:

Daily Comments

Article 1: Here we go! Romano: João Neves to PSG, Renato Sanches loaned to Benfica

@Vuaacklnsz:

anytime i see here we go it's chelsea that comes to my mind first

@E9604:

And this deal has made all Manchester United fans happy 😊 if you know what I mean 😂😂

@Daphoenix23:

If it was MAN UTD they will want the full €100million… Now they’ve sold this kid to a club where they’ll frustrate his career cos he will cry to play games…

@Ikomendiso:

They wanted United to pay £120 million for a 19-year-old but sold him to PSG for £60 million plus £10 million in add-ons and Sanches, who isn't even worth £10 million, on loan, not even a permanent deal. They did the same to us with Ramos, demanding £100 million, and then sold him to PSG for £50 million. Ajax sold Antony for £100 million, but now Antony isn't worth £20 million. Casemiro cost £70 million at 30 years old, and now we can't even get £20 million if we sell him. Sancho was bought for £85 million, but nobody wants to buy him even for a reduced price of £40 million; Juventus prefers Adeyemi for £40 million. Wan-Bissaka was £50 million, and it's hard to sell him for £15 million, but I'd prefer to keep Wan-Bissaka unless a £30 million offer comes in. I just hope INEOS can secure Ugarte, de Ligt, and Mazraoui for a cut-price deal and get deals done for Sancho, Hannibal, Lindelöf, and Pellistri.

@yibacipuz:

PSG and Chelsea are very good at signing everything and everyone, next up for Chelsea: Jaden Smith

@kudcdlnouz:

so, Manuel Ugurte to Manchester United

Article 2: OFFICIAL: Kylian Mbappé becomes the majority shareholder of French club Caen

@bomimopstu:

mbappe won the world cup already, whats missing in his cabinet is just the champions league and its obvious he is going to win it with real Madrid

@Ackford:

The boss baby

@Wakkufazire:

as young as boss

@M_cAveli:

Life is like GTA for this lad

@pacaelrty:

me going to all football every morning

@SHEKUMBAYOH1020:

PSG: so this boy used our money and buy a club that'll be promoted to LEAGUE 1 and challenge us for the TITLE, after knowing all our secret

@Babcelnrsu:

congratulations 🥳 mbappe

@huaeknrtuy:

people used to say that Mbappe is the owner of the club then Mbappe take it personally and buy a football club

@HamodOlawoyin:

Nice one Kylian more success

Article 3: OFFICIAL: Endrick has been registered in La Liga

@ALNASSR:

History will repeat 🔁🇧🇷 Endrick >Yamal 🇪🇸

@Shenzy11:

While some team planing to unregister their players, I no mention o 😂😂

@Lamemnu:

After Rudiger taste his muscles he told Ancelot his ready to be registered his a man

@jhkr:

barc after hearing the news yet they haven't signed anyone

@SEAN-DRE-OCHIM:

pray to God for his mercy

Article 4: Barcelona close to agreement with Man City for Cancelo after fresh proposal

@AbrahMkonoJr:

With all the injuries(Pedri, De Jong, Gavi, Araujo and Fati) and absentees(Fermine, Arnau Tenas and Cubarsi) This is probably how we will start our first game.

Article 5: Klopp rules out becoming England manager and re-affirms to break from coaching

@TheOddOne:

It won't happen unless the English FA gonna pay him £20Mil a year.

Article 6: Worrying footage shows Man Utd signing Yoro hobbling on crutches

@Wiucloprt:

Man utd sign an 18yrs old for such huge amount to solve their defensive woes. with the intensity of the Premier League and the new setup of the Europe competition will be difficult for United if they fail to sign at least two strong and experienced defenders.

@Zibcdimnr:

injury injury injury injury injury again and again......

Article 7: Real Madrid youngster to miss out on preseason opportunity against AC Milan

@Butcelnotz: replied: @papabrains: I even wonder what certainly necessitated his contract extension... He's only enjoying the strength & can do spirit of our players! He's doing absolutely nothing ! I wonder how the Academy boys who may be dreaming making the cut into the first team would feel when that old-fashioned coach dumps them @ the end of the pre-season tour.... He's the real cause of why a lot of talented La Fabrica boys are constantly leaving the shores of Madrid....

Ancelotti denied Rafa Marin in the first team just for Real Madrid to sell him to Napoli for €15M, with the hopes of Yoro will sign and he later signed for Manchester United, this is Ancelotti's fault for not having trust on Rafa Marin who was performing well at Alves last season. David Ancelotti is doing the coaching and Calo Ancelotti is only given instruction and supervision, even his system of football is more of defensive football that's why Manchester City and Atletico always beat him because he is more on defensive football than offensive football, let's pray 2025 season he steps down and Zidane or Xavi Alonso will take over then we will enjoy our academy players and the present team with offensive football system of football

@ramygaga77:

Well, I think Carlo is right, we don't need a new CB for now, let's make use of the ones we have and we’ll see, even if we need one, the January window is fast approaching.

@wooaintuy:

good luck my best team

@Zowacklosu:

we need Trent

Article 8: Athletic Club relieve: Barcelona no longer seen as threat for Nico Williams @ChrisBrain:

IF RAPINHA IS AT HIS BEST.....I see no difference to this guy...... Barca problem is a CDM AND A STRIKER

@Wakkufazire:

congratulations Real Madrid 👏 fro winning laliga 2024_ 25 because no one can compete with you

@LytoneMutamboh: replied: @Wakkufazire: congratulations Real Madrid 👏 fro winning laliga 2024_ 25 because no one can compete with you
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Article 9: Marseille submit new bid for Eddie Nketiah as Arsenal forward agrees terms

@Ubong12:

Why are we even doing this?? We make those clubs feel like they're doing us a favor; They wouldn't accept anything less than 45M if Nketiah was a Marseille player, My club don't know how to Market-priced assets, I wouldn't be surprised if Arsenal accept a bid of 7OM for saka as things stands

Article 10: Man City fans moan Haaland was 'ROBBED of a goal' during pre-season clash

@chibosky1001:

halland holding Barcelona's jersey👈🏼 our wish

@TiyanjaneChalamwendo:

daylight robbery

@Feocloprtz:

It's just a pre season match people no big

Article 11: Romano: Agents approach Raphinha over Saudi Arabia move

@Mariosuarez2:

Raphinha is not good enough forget how stats He is just like ferran with stats at man city before Barca bought him Raphinha is one of those u can label FAKE BRAZILIAN Man is a winger but can’t dribble , all he does is defensive contribution And making runs to be relevant in matches due to lack of magic as a winger , For those of u that will come here to mention ferran , u can’t blame Barca do u think such offer has come in for ferran and Barca refuse to sell him ? Ferran is trash just like raphinha d different ryt now is raphinha has good stats He is being greedy and selfishly wicked not to let Barca cash out on him He is 28 years old already most wingers he is older than whom ain’t even Brazilian are doing better than him POV RAPHINHA OUT !