Daily Comments: You can separate Oil from Water but not Bale from Real Madrid

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Article 1: Messi becomes football's second billionaire as he tops Forbes' list of earners

@Mosanya:

While Messi and Ronaldo are busy making billions, their fans are busy fighting on who is the best.

@ishti:

In the list of top ten earning footballers, we have a bench-warming golfer.

@Zadeenyero10:

I Think Messi Have Barcelona Bank Password 😂😆

Article 2: Neymar 'faces seven-game ban' while Gonzalez could get 'ten-match suspension'

@♥️MADRIDISTA♥️:

Ramos: Oh my god how can I miss the PSG match I should have joined them on loan for 1 match 😜😂😂😂😂

@AntiRacist1990:

Gonzalez Should've tried against these two WWE Superstars  (Ramos 👑 & Pepe) or Zlatan. That would've calmed him 🤣

Article 3: Brighton 1-3 Chelsea: Werner stars on debut as team earn winning start to season

@sufyrumu:

Reece JAMES❌ JAMES Bond ✅

@_Lampard8:

this was just a trailer...the real thing is coming

@whykallar:

The force of £200 millions, Klopp is more worried, Chelsea just needed to add another £100 to take over Newcastle...

Article 4: Messi to Ribelles: Do you want to stop kicking me, idiot?

@Md_Majharul:

Mateo teaches Messi how to be like him

Article 5: Luis Suarez sent Barcelona warning amid Juventus transfer interest

@SH3012:

Suarez:-Where is Chiellini, My Best Friend? I Cannot See Him.

Article 6: Gareth Bale NOT interested in leaving Madrid on loan with Man United stalling

@Abdulkarim21:

€537k per Week Without Playing, If I'm in his position, I won't leave honestly.

@Syd007:

Whenever you feel useless in life, always remember Bale earns the maximum salary at the most successful football club in the world for doing nothing. 😂

@JohnWick7:

You can Separate Oil from Water but you cannot separate Bale from Madrid

@Mosanya:

If the Bernabeu was a golf course, Bale would be a Madrid legend 😏