Daily Comments: Every goal Haaland scores is like a stab on Utd's chest

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Article 1: Augsburg 3-5 Dortmund: Haaland announces his arrival with HAT-TRICK in 20 MINS

@Jsmooth:

Haaland left Augsburg in LaLa Land

@Adobelive:

Every goal Haaland scores is like a stab on Utd's chest

@ilimitededition™:

Erling Haaland making he his entrance to Bundesliga be like...

@estera:

Haaland: three goals in 20 minutes Lewy: Hold my beer 😂

Article 2: Man City 2-2 Palace: Aguero's brace can't make up for Fernandinho's own goal

@Buschester-United:

Aguero celebrates Guardiola's birthday with a brace, Fernandinho celebrates Guardiola's birthday with an own goal.

@kizdmtuy:

@maycmoruz:

Guardiola waiting for final whistle: then boom🔥🔥 Liverpool bribed Fernandinho to score Pep fainted

@DaMhztourage:

Expectations:  Birthday win for Pep 

Reality: Bad day draw soup for Pep

Article 3: Newcastle 1-0 Chelsea: Late goal ends Blues unbeaten run as James off injured

@JamesWalker:

Someone, please tell Lampard the Transfer window is still on 😐

@Dwise:

Trying to work out if Chelsea are good or bad 🤔

@ronaldo and Messi:

Chelsea is the worst version of Arsenal

Article 4: Man Utd will not pay €80m euro asking price for Bruno Fernandes (BBC)

@SH221B:

Man United already signed Bruno Fernandez 5 times in rumors 😁😁

@Hocbdlopru:

I knew that Woodward is just playing with us and trying to make us believe he is going to buy Bruno These are all his and the glazer’s lies Please sell this club to someone who can really return the history back Because these band of fools is gonna destroy our club

@JamesWalker:

Fans Waiting for Woodward 😠

@adesinaalamu:

This is how serious United board are. If Fernandes is an English with his quality, they would have paid £100m to get him

@Mehmet93:

Dear Sporting, We genuinely understand that you are in a financial crisis but please don’t let that be the reason for you to keep changing the cost price of Bruno and eventually ruin his chance of playing in a bigger club and a better league. We are running out of patience as fast as you are running out of money. Best Regards

Article 5: Madrid 2-1 Sevilla: Zidane's side reach La Liga top thanks to Casemiro's brace

@Mosanya:

Casemiro asked the Bernabeu crowd to applaud Luka Jovic after his assist for Real Madrid's first goal. RESPECT. ❤️👏

@TheDarKnight13:

Never doubt a Brazilian's goal-scoring ability. I repeat never ever doubt a Brazilian's goal-scoring ability.🔥🔥

@ronaldo and messi:

Messi: Mateo where is the TV remote Mateo: real Madrid Messi : what do you mean Mateo : top of the table papa

Article 6: Man United reach a deadlock with Sporting over Bruno Fernandes (Sky Sports)

@YASHWANTHSANKEPALLY:

My wife was pregnant when this Bruno rumor started and now we have a baby boy who started playing football🤣🤣 c'mon Deadwood sign him before my boy turns professional 🔥

@amirhoseindm:

why every club see united as a bank and want unusual requests

@Joedimnpsz:

How to to be a united fan?? answer:dont expect to much on transfer market

@Pihbinos:

3 idiots (Glazers, Woodward & Ole)

Article 7: Arsenal 1-1 Sheff Utd: Gunners waste good performance after conceding late goal

@AliLabib:

Hey hey But......ARSENAL is still undefeated in this DECADE

@piggys:

1st half:Boom! 2nd half: DOOM!!

@Zukacemnos:

BREAKING NEWS: pepe now officially meme

Article 8: Eibar 2-0 Atletico: Atleti are still haunted by Copa loss as chances are wasted

@estera:

There is a  good and bad thing,good one is that Atletico finally moved away from Drawland and bad thing is that they moved to Lostland😉😁

@Dwise:

EIBAR be like:- Don't miss him much..

@Buschester-United:

Don't worry Athletico Madrid you never walk alone Arsenal and Chelsea are with you.

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