DAILY COMMENTS: Valverde got 99 problems but winning El Clasico ain't one

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Article 1: Real Madrid 0-1 Barca: Rakitic seals a 3rd Bernabeu win for Clasico kings

@zahdelprs: Ernesto Valverde - "I got 99 problems but winning El Clasico ain't one".

@Dobdikrt: Real Madrid is the type of student who fails the same test twice in a week.

@SouTHeE: 

Before the match: Vinicius will score today.

After the match: Vinicius found in pique pocket.

Article 2: Man Utd 3-2 Southampton: Two-goal hero Lukaku's late winner sends Utd fourth

@_ManUMartial09: BREAKING NEWS! Lukaku has finally found his goalscoring boots!

@DaMhztourage: Pogba changed hairstyle, form changed, he needs to change hairstyle again.

@EmbraceStarboy: Breaking: Manchester United have set a new record for most injuries in a single season.

Article 3: Spurs 1-1 Arsenal: Auba misses pen as Kane becomes North London Derby top scorer

@Amis_moses_zulu: If you want to save your marriage call Leno he won't disappoint you.

@Danoni85: BREAKING....Arsenal break Tottenham's drawless campaign.

@zoekid: Aaron Ramsey becomes the 1st Juventus player to score for Arsenal.

Article 4: Pogba will leave Man United if they fail to get top four (Tuttosport)

@LabileFan: Does Pogbba know about this?

Article 5: Guardiola confirms De Bruyne will be 'out for a while' with hamstring injury

@Ababsco: Is De Bruyne now chasing Gareth Bale injury record?

Article 6: M'gladbach 1-5 Bayern: Lewy, Muller and co. send Bayern level on points with BVB

@12UnitedGuyReborn: BVB are just a German version of Spurs.

And here's a special question for AFers today: How much do you plan / prepare for the future?

Have a nice day!