Comments of the Day: Mourinho's future depends on how long Zidane takes to learn English

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Article 1: Zidane studying English to sign for Manchester United (The Sun)

@Milan1998: Mourinho's future depends on how long Zidane takes to learn English.

@AshtonLima: ZIDANE!!

Article 2: West Ham 3-1 Man Utd: Pressure piles on Mourinho as Man Utd's winless streak continues

@estera: Mr Mourinho, who should we blame now for this defeat? Which excuse?

@RoronoaZorro: Mourinho be like: "Ok, who's next want 3 points?"

@VarunKhantwal: Mourinho: It's not my fault guys Pogba was wearing the wrong color shoes

@Barca_West: Mourinho should be signing two years contracts with clubs to avoid third-year spell.

@ACYA: Guys, MU have been missing some crucial elements, pls don't criticise JM. 

Missing:

1. A back four consisting of GNEV, FERDINAND, VIDIC, EVRA

2. A midfield consisting of BECKS, KEANO, SCHOLESY, GIGGSY

3. An attack consisting of CR7 n Van NISTELROOY

4. A SAF IQ and EQ in JM body

5. A super sub SOLSKJEAR

ONLY 2 Positives: DE GEA and DIE HARD MU FANS..

Glazers, Woodward pls see what you can do for MU.

Thanks

Article 3: Juventus 3-1 Napoli: Ronaldo & Mandzukic seal 7th consecutive league win

@Ajay_Maan: Ronaldo: nobody to feed me, say no more. Get in guys, I'll feed you.

@yuccaJuly: Cristiano Ronaldo (7) has now been directly involved in more goals in Serie A this season than any other player: ⚽️ 3 goals ?️ 4 assists Making the league his own.

@21Legacy: Even when the GOAT misses, it's an assist?

@Iamtom_davidonIG: Ronaldo deserves an award for the most goals attempt coverted to assist

Article 4: Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool: Sturridge cancels out Hazard opener to save Reds at the death

@hundred: Did you guys see the Puskas winner in the match?

@Nammii: Please search......... Name: Salah, Last time seen: comparing with Cr7/Messi

@Nonso88: Morata is not just a flop he's a super flop not contributing anything to Chelsea yet playing against us. its better to play with 9 players than having morata on your side@prakashcr7: This is how Daniel Sturridge snatch the win from Chelsea.

Article 5: Barcelona 1-1 Athletic: Hosts get just 2 points in 3 games with leaders spot at stake

@saailhussain: When Messi retires?

@Akmillydavincy: I'm still wondering how Barcelona without Messi is going to be

@Edoo87: Barca's defence with pique this season

@messimiliano: Guys it was planned win- draw- loss- draw...so we can win Tottenham

@shray_srivastava: Ernesto Valverde is a blind man, Despite everyone noticing that Rakitic was almost invisible in the first half & Vidal being the best player, he substitutes Vidal. He's just too scared & over-reliant on the Croatian despite him not playing well in recent matches, he has to believe more on the new guys, when Vidal was playing so well, creating opportunities, defending, winning the ball back, his substitution was the stupidest thing ever, it's like a pre-planned notion that no matter, how well you play, if you're a newcomer, you'll get substituted. What a disgrace is Valverde.

Article 6: Real Madrid 0-0 Atletico: Lopetegui's men drop points again as Courtois stars

@TWINEX9: TOGETHER FOREVER !!!!!

@Curry9: Vinícius Júnior has become the first ever player born in 2000 to play a competitive game for Real Madrid.

@estera: We expected lions' fight, but we got cats' fight!!

@Stockholm: Real Madrid failed to score in consecutive league matches for the first time since 2011.

@Nammii: Still wondering how Lord Benzema scores 4 goals in 3 matches...  #GOAT

The question we asked you yesterday was: What's the most ridiculous thing you have bought?

@Alexthegamer13: A Sanchez jersey

@hob02: Buying expensive match tickets only to see man utd park busses

@madridsta_5199: A Liverpool jersey that says they won 6 champions leagues just days before the final.

@LIVING-TRIBUNAL: A new Morata no_ 29 shirt

And here's a question for AFers today: Do you have any hidden talents or surprising hobbies?