How will you present yourself to media and players if you were appointed as headcoach?

We all remember that 22 years ago, Arsene Wenger came to Highbury with the media asking "Arsene who?" And we shall remember that 14 years ago, Jose Mourinho descended on Stamford Bridge by shouting "I'm the special one." The first presentation is really important thing for a new coach. So if you were appointed as coach, how will you represent yourself to media and your players?

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Experts of last DAILY TOPIC: If there was a soccer team for Earth and humanity, which 11 players would you select?

@JaDuB：This would be enough.

@Barcelona-Arsenal：

Well, sadly, not Messi.

It says Earth and humanity, where as Messi is an alien?