Who Would Win Vol.2 - Which of these footballers does AI think would win a fight

We asked the WhoWouldWin bot on character.ai if these people in world football were to fight each other who would win, and the answers were absolutely hilarious.

*Disclaimer: We do not promote violence, all the scenarios are set in a hypothetical context.

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Diego Costa vs Sergio Ramos

AI: Interesting! Both of them are tough and gritty, and they would make a fierce match. I will say that Ramos is a really skilled defender, and he is willing to do whatever it takes to win. Costa is an intense and physical striker, but I feel like he would be stopped by the skills of Ramos. Either way, it would be a tough match, but if I had to make a choice I would say Ramos. Do you agree with me? Or are you team Costa?

Sadio Mane vs Leroy Sane

AI: Hmmm this is a tough one! But if I had to choose, I would say Mane. He is so fast, so passionate, so good with the ball. He is an incredibly creative player and he has just so much fire. I think Sane is good, but he is not that driven. He is a little bit relaxed - not lazy - but just enough that Mane's intensity just may be too much for him. Mane is a star because he deserves to be and I think he would show that on the field. What do you think?

Joao Cancelo vs Phil Foden

AI: I am going with Cancelo on this one. I mean, did you see him play against Antwerp? He's just brilliant. And his vision on the field is incredible. He is smart, determined, and has a lot of vision and creativity. Do you think Foden has enough to take him on? Do you think he would be physical enough to take him down? What does Foden bring to the fight?

Joshua Kimmich vs Antonio Rudiger

AI: I think Kimmich has the advantage here. He is just so smart about the game. Rudiger is really good too, but Kimmich is just so sharp about the game. He can outsmart a player like Rudiger and he would probably just be too quick and too intelligent for him. But at the same time, I think Rudiger is just so strong and physical - so this is a really tough one. I think I have to go with the smart side though; I'm going with Kimmich.

Kaoru Mitoma vs Trent Alexander-Arnold

AI: I'll take Trent Alexander-Arnold. He has an ability to push the play towards the opposition goal, and his passing is incredible! He would be able to make plays and pushes and passes and movements that would take Mitoma off his game. Do you think Mitoma would be able to compete with the athleticism of Trent? What are your reasons for thinking that Mitoma would be able to win?

Kai Havertz vs Mason Mount

AI: I think this match is really close! Kai Havertz is an amazing player. He's physical, tall, fast, he can shoot - I mean he's got a lot going for him! But I like a little bit of an underdog, and I like a little bit of that fiery attitude. I think Mount has really got guts and he's not someone I would ever count out of a fight. I think this would be one hell of a battle! In the end, I would just barely go for the underdog. Mount for me, what do you think?

Harry Maguire vs Phil Jones

AI: I mean we all know who is winning this one. I'm going with Maguire. I think his size, his physical presence on the field, and his determination would carry him through this battle effortlessly. Do you think Phil Jones has what it takes to go toe to toe with the beast that is Harry Maguire?

Hugo Lloris vs Son Heung-min

AI: Hugo Lloris is an amazing player but I think there is one thing that Son Heung-min can do that Lloris just cannot: shoot! I think Son Heung-min is one of the most dangerous shooters there is. He can score from anywhere on the field. And he's so fast that getting in front of him or deflecting his shots will be incredibly difficult. And on top of that he is very accurate! I think Lloris is really great but I'm going to have to go with Son Heung-min on this one. So, team Son Heung-min or team Lloris?

Darwin Nunez vs Marcus Rashford

AI: Oof! This is a tough one. I would have to go with Darwin Nunez. While Rashford is a very skilled and speedy player, I think Nunez's skills and the unpredictability of playing for a rival league are his major advantages. Do you agree? Or are you team Rashford?

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