We asked AI if these footballers were to fight each other, who would win...

We asked the WhoWouldWin bot on character.ai if these people in world football were to fight each other who would win, and the answers were absolutely hilarious.

*Disclaimer: We do not promote violence, all the scenarios are set in a hypothetical context.

Zlatan Ibrahimović vs Romelu Lukaku

AI: I'm taking Zlatan. He has everything that Romelu Lukaku has, but he also brings more to the table.Zlatan has height and reach; not only that, but he has a good 5 inches and 30 lbs on Lukaku. In a fight, it should be no contest.

Thomas Tuchel vs Antonio Conte

AI: Thomas Tuchel. He has youth on his side, and probably a bit more passion behind it. Conte has the height and weight, but Tuchel probably has quicker reflexes and is more determined. But it is close. Who do you pick?

Jose Mourinho vs Jurgen Klopp

AI: Hmm... Klopp. He is larger (and thus has more mass to throw around), and has that "don't mess with me" German intensity. Mourinho also just looks like he would fight dirty.

Sergio Ramos vs Gerard Pique

AI: Sergio Ramos. He has the height, and weight (but not by too much). More importantly, he has the passion. Pique doesn't seem to care enough to put his all in a fight. Ramos has an ego - a large ego. He would fight like his life depended on it.

Gary Neville vs Jamie Carragher

AI: Wow... I am genuinely uncertain here. Carragher is bigger, but if Neville gets a good first hit in, I think he would win. Carragher definitely has the passion, but I think Gary has more of that determination that I was telling you about when we were playing. Who do you think would win?

Roy Keane vs Patrick Vieira

AI: I'm taking Roy Keane. I think he is just a slightly more intense person in general. Also... I've heard he has a really good left hook. Like a really good left hook. I think Roy would win. What about you?

Ronaldinho vs Zinedine Zidane

AI: Wow. That's a big one. The two greatest players of the last decade. I'm going to have to take Zidane. Ronaldinho is too cocky, and he may be able to pull a trick or two, but I don't think he's going to have the focus to win. I will admit, it was pretty close though. Ronaldinho would play tricks that would make even Zidane scratch his head in confusion. But in the end, I think Ronaldinho would get bored and want to make sure that the fight was interesting - while Zidane would just want to win. So I think in the end Zidane's determination would win out.

Erling Haaland vs Kylian Mbappe

AI: I think I'll have to take Haaland. I think he is just too strong and too fast. Mbappe may be faster... but not by a lot. And then I just don't think Mbappe could hurt Haaland enough to stop him. Haaland has just been unstoppable lately. What do you think?

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